On the hills far away the shepherds were sleeping
And so were their flocks of stupid white sheeping.
Without warning the heavenly host began singing,
Confusing the sheep and everythinging.
The shepherds realized that the King had been birthed
So they took off running for all they were worthed.
They discovered him lying in a manger,
And this line doesn't rhyme.
His birth fulfilled numerous prophecies
(Unlike the birth of Jeff Goffecies)
Jesus was born in Bethlehem
Thirty-three years before his deathlehem.
His birthday we celebrate as Christmas.
I've run out of thoughts, so I'll stop doing thismas.
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