"DRINK ME" potion	MALL	10		
1-ball	MALL	0		
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	MALL	0		
17-ball	KEEP	0		
2-ball	MALL	0		
3-ball	MALL	0		
30669 scroll	MALL	20		
33398 scroll	MALL	11		
334 scroll	MALL	30		
4-ball	MALL	0		
4-d camera	MALL	0		
4-dimensional guitar	MALL	0		
5-Alarm Saucepan	MALL	1		
5-ball	MALL	0		
6-ball	MALL	0		
64067 scroll	MALL	0		
668 scroll	MALL	5		
7-ball	MALL	0		
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	MALL	1		
8-ball	MALL	0		
9-ball	MALL	0		
a butt tuba	MALL	0		
a little sump'm sump'm	MALL	0		
abominable snowcone	MALL	0		
accidental cider	MALL	0		
acid-squirting flower	MALL	0		
acoustic guitarrr	MALL	0		
adder bladder	MALL	0		
adorable seal larva	KEEP	0		
aerated diving helmet	KEEP	0		
agua de vida	MALL	6		
Alice's Army Alchemist	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Bowman	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Cleric	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Coward	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Guard	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Halberder	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Hammerman	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Horseman	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Lanceman	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Mad Bomber	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Ninja	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Nurse	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Page	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Spearsman	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Swordsman	MALL	1		
Alice's Army Wallman	MALL	1		
all-purpose cleaner	MALL	0		
amphibious tophat	MALL	1		
amulet of extreme plot significance	MALL	0		
ancient frozen dinner	MALL	0		
ancient Magi-Wipes	MALL	0		
ancient protein powder	MALL	0		
Ancient Saucehelm	KEEP	0		
ancient spice	MALL	0		
ancient turtle shell powder	MALL	0		
ancient vinyl coin purse	USE	0		
Angelhair Culottes	KEEP	0		
Angry Farmer candy	MALL	0		
Ankh of Badahnkadh	MALL	1		
annoying pitchfork	MALL	1		
ant agonist	MALL	0		
ant hoe	MALL	1		
ant pick	MALL	1		
ant pitchfork	MALL	1		
ant rake	MALL	1		
ant sickle	MALL	1		
anti-anti-antidote	AUTO	31		
anticheese	MALL	0		
antique greaves	MALL	0		
antique hand mirror	MALL	1		
antique helmet	MALL	0		
antique packet of ketchup	MALL	0		
antique shield	MALL	0		
antique spear	MALL	0		
Apathargic Bandersnatch	KEEP	0		
aquaviolet jub-jub bird	MALL	1		
archaeologing shovel	KEEP	0		
Argarggagarg's fang	KEEP	0		
armgun	MALL	0		
around the world	KEEP	0		
arrowgram	MALL	0		
arrrgyle socks	MALL	0		
asbestos crossbow	MALL	0		
asbestos ore	MALL	0		
asbestos staff	MALL	0		
asbestos sword	MALL	0		
ASCII shirt	MALL	0		
asparagus knife	MALL	0		
astral badger	KEEP	0		
awful poetry journal	MALL	0		
baby killer bee	MALL	0		
baconstone	KEEP	0		
baconstone bracelet	KEEP	0		
baconstone earring	KEEP	0		
baconstone pendant	KEEP	0		
baconstone ring	KEEP	0		
bad penguin egg	KEEP	0		
bad-ass club	KEEP	0		
badass belt	KEEP	0		
badass pie	MALL	0		
badger badge	MALL	1		
Bag o' Tricks	KEEP	0		
bag of many confections	MALL	1		
baggie of powdered sugar	MALL	0		
ball-in-a-cup	MALL	1		
ballroom blintz	MALL	0		
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	KEEP	0		
baneful bandolier	KEEP	0		
bar skin	MALL	0		
bar whip	MALL	0		
barbed-wire fence	MALL	0		
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	KEEP	0		
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	KEEP	0		
barrrnacle	MALL	0		
barskin buckler	MALL	0		
barskin hat	MALL	0		
barskin loincloth	MALL	0		
bartender-in-the-box	MALL	0		
baseball	MALL	0		
bat guano	MALL	0		
bat wing	MALL	0		
bat wing chow mein	MALL	0		
bat wing kabob	MALL	0		
bat-ass leather jacket	MALL	0		
batblade	MALL	0		
batgut	MALL	0		
bazookafish bubble gum	MALL	0		
beach glass bead	MALL	0		
beer bomb	MALL	0		
beer cartilage	AUTO	0		
beer goggles	MALL	0		
beer helmet	MALL	0		
beer lens	MALL	0		
beer-soaked mop	MALL	0		
beertini	MALL	0		
bejeweled accordion strap	AUTO	0		
bejeweled cufflinks	KEEP	0		
bejeweled pledge pin	MALL	0		
Ben-Gal™ Balm	AUTO	0		
bewitching boots	KEEP	0		
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	MALL	0		
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	MALL	0		
BGE pocket calendar	MALL	0		
BGE shotglass	MALL	0		
BGE temporary tattoo	MALL	0		
BGE tiny plastic toy	MALL	0		
big bad voodoo mask	MALL	0		
big bass drum	MALL	0		
big bumboozer marble	MALL	1		
big red clown nose	MALL	0		
big rock	MALL	0		
bilge wine	MALL	0		
bindlestocking	MALL	1		
bird rib	MALL	0		
bit of clingfilm	KEEP	0		
bit-o-cactus	MALL	0		
bitter bowtie	KEEP	0		
BitterSweetTarts	MALL	0		
black & tan	MALL	0		
Black Body™ spray	AUTO	0		
black cherry soda	AUTO	0		
black facepaint	AUTO	0		
black forest cake	MALL	0		
black forest ham	MALL	0		
black greaves	MALL	0		
black helmet	MALL	0		
black kettle drum	MALL	0		
Black No. 2	MALL	0		
black paisley oyster egg	MALL	0		
black pension check	USE	0		
black pepper	MALL	0		
black picnic basket	MALL	0		
black pixel	MALL	0		
black pudding	MALL	0		
black sheepskin diploma	AUTO	0		
black shield	MALL	0		
black snake skin	MALL	0		
black striped oyster egg	MALL	0		
black sword	MALL	0		
black-and-blue light	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
blackberry	MALL	0		
blackberry polite	MALL	0		
Blackfly Chardonnay	MALL	0		
Bling of the New Wave	KEEP	0		
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	MALL	0		
bloody beer	MALL	0		
bloody clown pants	MALL	0		
bloody mary	MALL	0		
blue pixel	MALL	0		
blue pixel potion	MALL	2		
blue plasma ball	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
blue polka-dot oyster egg	MALL	0		
bodyslam	KEEP	0		
boilermaker	MALL	0		
bone chips	MALL	0		
bone flute	MALL	0		
bone rattle	MALL	0		
Bonerdagon necklace	KEEP	0		
booty chest charrrm	MALL	0		
booze-soaked cherry	AUTO	0		
boring spaghetti	MALL	0		
Boris's key	MAKE	0	Boris's key lime pie	
Boris's key lime pie	MALL	0		
Boss Bat bling	KEEP	0		
Boss Bat britches	KEEP	0		
bottle of alcohol	MALL	0		
bottle of cooking sherry	MALL	0		
bottle of gin	MALL	0		
bottle of Monsieur Bubble	MALL	4		
bottle of pirate juice	MALL	0		
bottle of popskull	MALL	0		
bottle of rhinoceros hormones	MALL	0		
bottle of rum	MALL	0		
bottle of sewage schnapps	MALL	0		
bottle of single-barrel whiskey	KEEP	0		
bottle of tequila	MALL	0		
bottle of vodka	MALL	0		
bottle of whiskey	MALL	0		
bottle opener belt buckle	MALL	1		
bottle-rocket crossbow	KEEP	0		
bottled green pixie	KEEP	0		
bounty-hunting helmet	KEEP	0		
bounty-hunting pants	KEEP	0		
bounty-hunting rifle	KEEP	0		
bowl of cottage cheese	MALL	0		
bowl of rye sprouts	AUTO	0		
box	GIFT	0	boxwhore	fewyn, thanks for maintaining kolmafia.us
box of sunshine	KEEP	0		
boxed wine	MALL	0		
brains casserole	MALL	0		
brand new key	MALL	0		
brass dorsal fin	MALL	0		
brazen bracelet	KEEP	0		
breaded beer	MALL	0		
brick	KEEP	0		
BRICKO brick	MALL	0		
BRICKO bulwark	MALL	0		
BRICKO eye brick	MALL	0		
BRICKO trunk	MALL	0		
BRICKO turtle	MALL	0		
briefcase	MALL	0		
Brimstone Beret	KEEP	0		
Brimstone Bludgeon	KEEP	0		
Brimstone Boxers	KEEP	0		
Brimstone Bracelet	KEEP	0		
Brimstone Brooch	KEEP	0		
Brimstone Bunker	KEEP	0		
broken skull	MALL	0		
broken sword	MALL	0		
bronze breastplate	MALL	0		
bronzed locust	MALL	0		
brown sugar cane	MALL	0		
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	MALL	3		
bubbling tempura batter	MALL	0	tempura air	
bubbly potion	MALL	0		
bucket of honey	MALL	0		
bugbear beanie	AUTO	1		
bugbear bungguard	AUTO	1		
bugged balaclava	MALL	1		
bugged beanie	MALL	1		
bugged bön±Ã©t	MALL	1		
bullet-proof corduroys	MALL	0		
bum cheek	MALL	0		
bunch of square grapes	MALL	0		
buoybottoms	MALL	0		
burrowgrub hive	KEEP	0		
bus pass	MALL	0		
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	MALL	3		
C.H.U.M. chum	MALL	0		
C.H.U.M. knife	MALL	0		
cactus fruit	MALL	0		
calle de miel	MALL	0		
calm attention-deficit demon	KEEP	0		
can of black paint	AUTO	0		
can of Red Minotaur	MALL	0		
can of starch	MALL	1		
Can-Can skirt	MALL	1		
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	MALL	0		
candied yams	MALL	0		
candy cane	MALL	0		
candy cornucopia	KEEP	0		
cannonball charrrm	MALL	0		
canopic jar	MALL	0		
Cape of the Goblin King	KEEP	0		
carbonated soy milk	MALL	0		
carbonated water lily	MALL	0		
cardboard wakizashi	MALL	0		
caret	MALL	0		
carob chunk noodles	MALL	0		
carob chunks	MALL	0		
casino pass	AUTO	1		
cast	MALL	0		
cat appendix	MALL	0		
catgut	MALL	0		
centipede eggs	MALL	0		
chamoisole	MALL	1		
chaos butterfly	MALL	0		
charming flute	MALL	0		
charpuce jub-jub bird	MALL	1		
cheap cigar butt	MALL	0		
cheap studded belt	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
cheap toaster	KEEP	0		
chef's hat	MALL	0		
chef-in-the-box	MALL	0		
cherry	MALL	0		
cherry bomb	KEEP	0		
Cherry Cloaca Cola	AUTO	0		
cherry pie	MALL	0		
Cheshire Bitten	KEEP	0		
Chester's bag of candy	KEEP	0		
Chester's muscle shirt	KEEP	0		
chewing gum on a string	AUTO	0		
chintzy accordion pin	MALL	1		
chintzy disco ball pendant	MALL	1		
chintzy noodle ring	MALL	1		
chintzy saucepan earring	MALL	1		
chintzy seal pendant	MALL	1		
chintzy turtle brooch	MALL	1		
chiptune guitar	MALL	1		
chocolate saucepan	MALL	0		
chorizo taco	MALL	0		
chrome crossbow	MALL	0		
chrome meat stack	MALL	0		
chrome ore	MALL	0		
chrome staff	MALL	0		
chrome sword	MALL	0		
Clan looking glass	KEEP	0		
Clan pool table	KEEP	0		
Clan VIP Lounge invitation	KEEP	0		
Clan VIP Lounge key	KEEP	0		
class five ecto-larva	KEEP	0		
Claw of the Infernal Seal	KEEP	0		
clay peace-sign bead	MALL	0		
cloudy potion	MALL	0		
clown shoes	MALL	0		
clown skin	MALL	0		
clown whip	MALL	0		
clown wig	MALL	0		
clownskin belt	MALL	0		
clownskin buckler	MALL	0		
club necklace	KBAY	0	600	Klaw Jewelery
cob of corn	AUTO	0		
cocktail napkin	MALL	0		
cocoa eggshell fragment	MAKE	0	large cocoa eggshell fragment	
coconut shell	KEEP	0		
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	AUTO	1		
coffee pixie stick	KEEP	0		
coffee sprite	KEEP	0		
coffin lid	MALL	0		
cog	AUTO	0		
Coily™	KEEP	0		
Colander of Em-er'il	KEEP	0		
cold hi mein	KEEP	0		
cold nuggets	MALL	0		
cold wad	KEEP	0		
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	MALL	0		
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	MALL	0		
comfy pillow	KEEP	0		
Comma Chameleon egg	KEEP	0		
commemorative war stein	KEEP	0		
communications windchimes	MALL	0		
concentrated magicalness pill	AUTO	0		
container of Spooky Putty	KEEP	0		
Cookbook of the Damned	MALL	1		
cool mushroom	MALL	0		
cool whip	AUTO	0		
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	KEEP	0		
copper ha'penny charrrm	MALL	0		
corn holder	MALL	0		
corncob pipe	MALL	0		
cornuthaum	MALL	0		
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	MALL	0		
Corpse Island iced tea	MALL	0		
corpse on the beach	MALL	0		
corpsedriver	MALL	0		
corpsetini	MALL	0		
corroded breeches	KEEP	0		
corrosive cowl	KEEP	0		
costume sword	MALL	0		
cotton candy cocoon	KEEP	0		
Counterclockwise Watch	KEEP	0		
cracker	MALL	1		
cranberries	MALL	0		
cranberry schnapps	MALL	0		
crazy bastard sword	KEEP	0		
cream stout	MALL	0		
creamsicle	MALL	0		
Crimbo candied pecan	MALL	0		
Crimbo Candy Cookbook	KBAY	0	1000	Found under the Crimbo Tree
crimbo elfling	KEEP	0		
Crimbo fudge	MALL	0		
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	KEEP	0		
Crimbo peppermint bark	MALL	0		
Crimbo pie	MALL	0		
crimsilion jub-jub bird	MALL	1		
crowbar	MALL	0		
crowbarrr	MALL	0		
Crown of the Goblin King	MALL	0		
Crown of Thrones	KEEP	0		
crumbling rat skull	KEEP	0		
crusty hula hoop	KEEP	0		
cryptic puzzle box	KEEP	0		
cube of billiard chalk	MALL	0		
curdflinger	MALL	0		
curmudgel	MALL	0		
custom avatar form	KEEP	0		
cyborg stompin' boot	MALL	1		
cyclops eyedrops	MALL	0		
Daffy Taffy	MALL	0		
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	KEEP	0		
dance card	MALL	0		
dandy lion cub	KEEP	0		
Dark Jill-O-Lantern	KEEP	0		
dark potion	MALL	0		
das boot	KEEP	0		
dead guy's memento	MALL	1		
dead guy's watch	MALL	0		
dead lights pie	MALL	0		
decanter of fine Scotch	MALL	0		
decaying goldfish liver	MALL	0		
deck of tropical cards	MALL	1		
decorative fountain	MALL	0		
deflated inflatable dodecapede	KEEP	0		
dehydrated caviar	MALL	0		
delectable fire ant	MALL	0		
delicious noodles	MALL	0		
delicious shimmering moth	MALL	0		
delicious spicy noodles	MALL	0		
delicious stinkbug	MALL	0		
demon buckler	MALL	0		
demon skin	MALL	0		
demon-horned hat	MALL	0		
demonskin jacket	MALL	1		
dense meat stack	AUTO	0		
dented harmonica	MALL	0		
depleted Grimacite grappling hook	MALL	1		
depleted Grimacite gravy boat	MALL	1		
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	MALL	1		
depleted uranium seal figurine	KEEP	0		
desiccated apricot	MALL	0		
designer handbag	KBAY	0	8000	VIP Klaw Prizes
diabolical crossbow	KEEP	0		
diamond necklace	KBAY	0	600	Klaw Jewelery
diamond-studded cane	MALL	0		
didgeridooka	MALL	0		
Diet Cloaca Cola	AUTO	0		
digital key	MAKE	0	digital key lime pie	
digital key lime pie	MALL	0		
dill	MALL	0		
dingy planks	MALL	0		
dire fudgesicle	MALL	0		
dirty hobo gloves	MALL	0		
dirty martini	KEEP	0		
disassembled clover	MALL	999		
Disco 'Fro Pick	KEEP	0		
disco ball	MALL	1		
disco mask	MALL	1		
disease	MALL	0		
disembodied brain	MALL	0		
disintegrating quill pen	MALL	0		
displaced fish	MALL	0		
distilled fortified wine	MALL	0		
distressed denim pants	MALL	0		
disturbing fanfic	MALL	0		
Divine	MALL	0		
divine blowout	MALL	0		
divine can of silly string	MALL	0		
divine champagne flute	MALL	0		
divine champagne popper	MALL	0		
divine cracker	MALL	0		
divine noisemaker	MALL	0		
diving muff	MALL	0		
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	AUTO	0		
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	AUTO	0		
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	AUTO	0		
Dolphin King's crown	MALL	0		
Dolphin King's map	USE	0		
dolphin whistle	KEEP	0		
dope wheels	MALL	0		
doppelshifter egg	KEEP	0		
double-barreled sling	MALL	0		
Dr. Hobo's map	USE	0		
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	MALL	0		
drab sonata	MALL	0		
draggin' ball hat	MALL	0		
Dramatic™ range	AUTO	0		
dried face	MALL	0		
Drowsy Sword	KEEP	0		
drum machine	MALL	0		
dry noodles	KEEP	0		
drywall axe	MALL	0		
ducha de oro	MALL	0		
duct tape shirt	KEEP	0		
dull fish scale	MALL	0		
dungeoneer's dungarees	MALL	0		
dusty bottle of Marsala	MALL	0		
dusty bottle of Merlot	MALL	0		
dusty bottle of Muscat	MALL	0		
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	MALL	0		
dusty bottle of Port	MALL	0		
dusty bottle of Zinfandel	MALL	0		
dwarvish document	AUTO	0		
dwarvish paper	AUTO	0		
dwarvish parchment	AUTO	0		
Dyspepsi-Cola	MALL	0		
Eau de Guaneau	MALL	0		
eelskin hat	MALL	1		
effervescent potion	MALL	0		
effluvious emerald	MALL	0		
eggbeater	MALL	0		
eggnog	MALL	0		
El Sombrero De Lopez	KEEP	0		
El Vibrato power sphere	MALL	0		
Elder Turtle Shell	KEEP	0		
elephant stinger	MALL	0		
Elf Farm Raffle ticket	MALL	11		
Elvish sunglasses	KEEP	0		
emo roe	KEEP	0		
empty agua de vida bottle	KEEP	0		
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	MALL	0		
empty meat tank	AUTO	0		
enchanted barbell	AUTO	0		
enchanted bean	MALL	0		
enchanted brass knuckles	AUTO	0		
enchanted toothpick	MALL	0		
encoder ring	KEEP	0		
energy drink IV	MALL	1		
ennui-flavored potato chips	KEEP	0		
enormous belt buckle	MALL	0		
enormous hoop earring	MALL	0		
Ent cider	MALL	0		
epic wad	KEEP	0		
especially salty dog	MALL	0		
evil flaming eyeball pendant	KEEP	0		
evil golden arch	MAKE	0	evil golden arches	
evil golden arches	MALL	0		
evil teddy bear sewing kit	MALL	1		
expensive cigar	MALL	0		
extra-greasy slider	KEEP	0		
extra-strength strongness elixir	AUTO	0		
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	MALL	0		
eXtreme mittens	MALL	0		
eXtreme scarf	MALL	0		
eye of the Tiger-lily	MALL	0		
eyepatch	MALL	0		
f3d0r4	MALL	0		
facsimile dictionary	KEEP	0		
fancy bath salts	MALL	0		
fancy beef jerky	MALL	0		
fancy opera glasses	KEEP	0		
fancy seashell necklace	KEEP	0		
farfalle bow tie	MALL	1		
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	MALL	0		
fermenting powder	AUTO	0		
ferret bait	MALL	0		
figurine of a charred seal	KEEP	0		
figurine of a cold seal	KEEP	0		
figurine of a shadowy seal	KEEP	0		
figurine of a sleek seal	KEEP	0		
figurine of a stinking seal	KEEP	0		
figurine of a wretched-looking seal	KEEP	0		
figurine of an armored seal	KEEP	0		
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	MALL	0		
filthy corduroys	MALL	0		
filthy knitted dread sack	MALL	0		
filthy lucre	KEEP	0		
filthy pestle	MALL	0		
filthy poultice	MALL	0		
finger cymbals	MALL	0		
fire poi	MALL	0		
fish-liver oil	MALL	0		
fishy fish casserole	MALL	0		
fishy wand	MALL	1		
fixed-gear bicycle	MALL	1		
fizzy potion	MALL	0		
flaming crutch	MALL	0		
flaming familiar doppelgänger	KEEP	0		
flaming glowsticks	MALL	0		
flaming juggler's balls	KEEP	0		
flaming mushroom	MALL	0		
flaming pink shirt	KEEP	0		
flaming talons	MALL	0		
flaregun	MALL	0		
flask of Gnomochloric acid	KEEP	0		
flat dough	AUTO	0		
flavored foot massage oil	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
flimsy clipboard	MALL	0		
floaty stone sphere	KEEP	0		
flower petal pie	KEEP	0		
flowing hippy skirt	MALL	0		
flute of flat champagne	KEEP	0		
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	KEEP	0		
foam dart	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
foolscap fool's cap	MALL	0		
foreign box	KEEP	0		
fortune cookie	AUTO	0		
fossilized necklace	KEEP	0		
fricasseed brains	MALL	0		
friendly cheez blob	KEEP	0		
frigid ninja stars	MALL	0		
frilly skirt	AUTO	0		
frost-rimed seal hide	KEEP	0		
frozen banquet	KEEP	0		
frozen mushroom	MALL	0		
fruitcake	MALL	0		
fumble formula	MALL	0		
funky dried mushroom	MALL	0		
furry fur	MALL	0		
fustulent seal grulch	KEEP	0		
Gaia beads	MALL	0		
Galapagosian Cuisses	KEEP	0		
Game Grid ticket	MALL	0		
Game Grid token	MALL	10		
garish pinky ring	KEEP	0		
Garter of the Turtle Poacher	KEEP	0		
gas balloon	MALL	0		
gator skin	MALL	0		
gauze garter	MALL	0		
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	AUTO	1		
gearbox necklace	KEEP	0		
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	MALL	1		
ghuol ears	MALL	0		
ghuol egg	MALL	0		
ghuol guolash	MALL	0		
giant book of ancient carols	MALL	1		
giant cactus quill	MALL	0		
giant designer sunglasses	KEEP	0		
giant discarded bottlecap	MALL	0		
giant discarded plastic fork	MALL	0		
giant discarded torn-up glove	MALL	0		
giant marshmallow	AUTO	0		
giant moxie weed	AUTO	0		
giant needle	MALL	0		
giant pinky ring	MALL	1		
gift-a-pult	KEEP	0		
gimlet	MALL	0		
gin-soaked blotter paper	AUTO	0		
Glass Balls of the Goblin King	KEEP	0		
glass of baboon milk	MALL	0		
glass of goat's milk	MALL	0		
glimmering roc feather	MALL	0		
glittery mascara	AUTO	0		
glob of green slime	MALL	0		
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	MALL	1		
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	MALL	1		
glowing frisbee	KEEP	0		
glowing red eye	MALL	0		
gnatloaf casserole	MALL	0		
gnatwing	MALL	0		
gnocchetti di Nietzsche	MALL	0		
gnoll lips	MALL	0		
gnoll teeth	MALL	0		
Gnollish casserole dish	AUTO	0		
Gnollish flyswatter	AUTO	0		
Gnollish pie tin	AUTO	0		
Gnollish plunger	AUTO	0		
goat beard	MALL	0		
goat cheese	MALL	0		
goat cheese pizza	MALL	0		
gob of wet hair	MALL	99		
gold lamé pants	MALL	0		
goofballs	KEEP	0		
goth kid t-shirt	MALL	1		
goulauncher	MALL	0		
gr8ps	MALL	0		
grapefruit	AUTO	0		
grapes	AUTO	0		
grassy cutlass	MALL	0		
Grateful Undead T-shirt	MALL	0		
grave robbing shovel	MALL	0		
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	KEEP	0		
Great Ball of Frozen Fire	KEEP	0		
Greatest American Pants	KEEP	0		
green beer	KEEP	0		
green candy heart	MALL	0		
green pixel	MALL	0		
green pixel potion	MALL	4		
green smoke bomb	MALL	0		
gremlin juice	MALL	0		
gremlin mutagen	MALL	0		
grisly shield	KEEP	0		
grog	MALL	0		
grogtini	KEEP	0		
groovy prism necklace	KEEP	0		
grouchy restless spirit	MALL	0		
groupie bra	MALL	0		
groupie lipstick	MALL	0		
grue egg	KEEP	0		
grue egg omelette	KEEP	0		
grumpy old man charrrm	MALL	0		
grungy bandana	MALL	0		
grungy flannel shirt	MALL	0		
guard turtle collar	MALL	1		
guard turtle shell	MALL	0		
guitar pick	MALL	1		
haiku katana	KEEP	0		
hair spray	AUTO	0		
half-baked potion	MALL	0		
half-sized guitar	MALL	0		
halfberd	MALL	0		
halibut	MALL	1		
hamethyst	MALL	0		
hamethyst bracelet	KEEP	0		
hamethyst earring	KEEP	0		
hamethyst necklace	KEEP	0		
hamethyst ring	KEEP	0		
hand grenegg	MALL	0		
hand turkey outline	KEEP	0		
handful of confetti	KEEP	0		
handful of hand chalk	MALL	0		
handful of moss	MALL	0		
handful of sand	MALL	0		
handful of sawdust	MALL	0		
handmade hobby horse	MALL	1		
handsomeness potion	MALL	0		
happiness	MALL	0		
harem girl t-shirt	MALL	0		
Hatorade	AUTO	0		
headhunter necktie	MALL	0		
heart necklace	KBAY	0	1000	Klaw Jewelery
heart of the volcano	KEEP	0		
heavy D	MALL	0		
heavy leather-bound tome	MALL	0		
heavy metal sonata	MALL	1		
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	MALL	1		
Heimandatz's heart	KEEP	0		
Hell ramen	MALL	0		
hellion cube	MALL	0		
helmet turtle	MALL	1		
hemp string	MALL	0		
henna face paint	MALL	0		
herbal stuffing	MALL	0		
herbs	AUTO	0		
hermit permit	AUTO	1		
high-pressure seltzer bottle	MALL	1		
hill of beans	MALL	0		
hippo skin buckler	MALL	0		
hippo whip	MALL	0		
hipposkin poncho	MALL	1		
Hippy Army MPE	MALL	0		
hippy bongo	MALL	0		
hippy medical kit	MALL	1		
hippy protest button	MALL	1		
hobo code binder	KEEP	0		
hobo nickel	KEEP	0		
hockey stick of furious angry rage	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's bow tie	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's lucky sock	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's porkpie hat	KEEP	0		
Hodgman's whackin' stick	KEEP	0		
Hollandaise helmet	MALL	1		
homeless hobo spirit	KEEP	0		
homoerotic frat-paddle	MALL	0		
honey-dipped locust	MALL	0		
hopping socks	MALL	1		
horizontal tango	MALL	0		
hors d'oeuvre tray	MALL	0		
hot buttered roll	MALL	0		
hot date	MALL	0		
hot hi mein	KEEP	0		
hot katana blade	MALL	0		
hot nuggets	MALL	0		
hot plate	MALL	0		
hot wad	KEEP	0		
hot wing	MALL	0		
huge pumpkin	MALL	0		
huge spoon	MALL	0		
hungover chauvinist pig	KEEP	0		
hyperinflated seal lung	KEEP	0		
hypnodisk	KEEP	0		
ice baby	KEEP	0		
ice pick	KEEP	0		
ice sickle	KEEP	0		
ice skates	KEEP	0		
ice-cold fotie	MALL	0		
ice-cold Sir Schlitz	MALL	0		
ice-cold Willer	MALL	0		
iceberglet	KEEP	0		
iced-out bling	MALL	0		
Iiti Kitty phone charm	MALL	0		
imitation crab crate	MALL	0		
imitation whetstone	MALL	1		
immense cyborg hand	MALL	2		
imp air	MALL	0		
Imp Ale	MALL	0		
imp unity ring	MALL	0		
incredibly dense meat gem	KEEP	0		
infant sandworm	KEEP	0		
infernal fife	MALL	0		
infernal insoles	MALL	0		
ingot of seal-iron	KEEP	0		
ink bladder	MALL	0		
inkwell	MALL	0		
insanely spicy bean burrito	MALL	0		
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	MALL	0		
Instant Karma	KEEP	0		
interesting-looking twig	MALL	0		
irate sombrero	MALL	0		
Iron Beta of Industry	KEEP	0		
ironic battle spoon	MALL	0		
ironic jogging shorts	MALL	0		
ironic moustache	MALL	1		
ironic oversized sunglasses	MALL	0		
ittah bittah hookah	KEEP	0		
ivory cue ball	MALL	0		
jabañero pepper	MALL	0		
jabañero-flavored chewing gum	AUTO	0		
Jack-in-the-box	KBAY	0	9000	Found under the Crimbo Tree
jalapeño slices	MALL	1		
jar of fermented pickle juice	KEEP	0		
Jarlsberg's key	MAKE	0	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	
Jarlsberg's key lime pie	MALL	0		
Jekyllin hide belt	KEEP	0		
jewel-eyed wizard hat	KEEP	0		
jewelry-making pliers	AUTO	1		
jitterbug larva	KEEP	0		
Jocko Homo's head	KEEP	0		
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	MALL	0		
jug of Gnomochloric acid	KEEP	0		
jug-o-magicalness	AUTO	0		
Juju Mojo Mask	KEEP	0		
jumbo olive	MALL	0		
jungle drum	MALL	0		
juniper berries	AUTO	0		
ketchup hound	MALL	1		
kickback cookbook	AUTO	1		
kneecapping stick	MALL	0		
knob bugle	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin elite helm	MALL	1		
Knob Goblin elite pants	MALL	1		
Knob Goblin elite polearm	MALL	1		
Knob Goblin elite shirt	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin eyedrops	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin firecracker	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin harem pants	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin harem veil	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin learning pill	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin love potion	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin lunchbox	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin melon baller	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin nasal spray	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin pants	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin perfume	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin scimitar	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin seltzer	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin sharpening spray	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin spatula	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin steroids	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin stink bomb	AUTO	0		
Knob Goblin superseltzer	MALL	4		
Knob Goblin tongs	MALL	0		
Knob Goblin visor	MALL	0		
Knob mushroom	MALL	0		
Knob nuts	MALL	0		
Knob pasty	KEEP	0		
Knob sausage chow mein	MALL	0		
Knoll mushroom	MALL	0		
knuckle sandwich	KEEP	0		
Krakrox's Loincloth	KEEP	0		
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	KEEP	0		
ladle of mystery	AUTO	0		
large box	MALL	0		
large cocoa eggshell fragment	MALL	0	cocoa egg	
LARP membership card	KEEP	0		
lavender candy heart	MALL	0		
lavender candygram	KEEP	0		
lawn dart	KEEP	0		
lead necklace	MALL	1		
lead pipe	MALL	0		
leather chaps	MALL	0		
leather mask	MALL	0		
leathery bat skin	MALL	0		
leathery cat skin	MALL	0		
leathery rat skin	MALL	0		
Lederhosen of the Night	KEEP	0		
left half of a heart necklace	KEEP	0		
left-handed melodica	KEEP	0		
leftover Crimbo rations	KEEP	0		
leftovers of indeterminate origin	MALL	0		
lemon	AUTO	0		
leotarrrd	MALL	0		
letterman's jacket	MALL	1		
liar's pants	KEEP	0		
Libram of BRICKOs	KEEP	0		
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	KEEP	0		
Libram of Divine Favors	KEEP	0		
Libram of Love Songs	KEEP	0		
lihc eye	MALL	0		
lihc face	MALL	0		
limburger biker boots	MALL	0		
lime	MALL	0		
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	AUTO	0		
line	MALL	0		
linoleum crossbow	MALL	0		
linoleum ore	MALL	0		
linoleum staff	MALL	0		
linoleum sword	MALL	0		
lion oil	MALL	0		
little box of fireworks	KEEP	0		
little laminated card	AUTO	0		
little paper umbrella	KEEP	0		
liver and let pie	MALL	0		
llama lama cria	KEEP	0		
llama lama gong	MALL	0		
Loathing Legion hammer	KEEP	0		
Loathing Legion knife	KEEP	0		
Loathing Legion moondial	KEEP	0		
Lockenstock™ sandals	MALL	0		
long pork	MALL	0		
long pork casserole	MALL	0		
long pork chop sandwiches	MALL	0		
long skinny balloon	MALL	0		
longhaired hippy wig	MALL	0		
loose teeth	MALL	0		
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	KEEP	0		
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
love song of disturbing obsession	MALL	0		
love song of icy revenge	MALL	0		
love song of naughty innuendo	MALL	0		
love song of smoldering passion	MALL	0		
love song of sugary cuteness	MALL	0		
love song of vague ambiguity	MALL	0		
lowercase N	MALL	0		
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	MALL	1		
lucky rabbit's foot	MALL	2		
lucky Tam O'Shanter	KEEP	0		
lucky Tam O'Shatner	KEEP	0		
lump of diamond	MALL	0		
lupine sword	MALL	0		
LWA ring	KEEP	0		
macaroni duck	KEEP	0		
Mace of the Tortoise	MALL	1		
Mad Train wine	MALL	0		
Mae West	MALL	0		
magic whistle	MALL	0		
magical ice cubes	KEEP	0		
magical mystery juice	KEEP	0		
magicalness-in-a-can	AUTO	0		
magilaser blastercannon	MALL	0		
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	MALL	1		
maiden wig	AUTO	0		
makeshift castanets	KEEP	0		
malevolent medallion	KEEP	0		
mandarina colada	KEEP	0		
March hat	KEEP	0		
mariachi G-string	MALL	0		
mariachi hat	MALL	1		
mariachi pants	MALL	1		
marinara jug	KEEP	0		
marshmallow flambé	MALL	0		
martini	MALL	0		
marzipan skull	AUTO	0		
mauve polka-dot oyster egg	MALL	0		
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	MALL	0		
Mayflower bouquet	KEEP	0		
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	KEEP	0		
meat engine	MALL	0		
meat paste	AUTO	0		
meat stack	AUTO	0		
meat vortex	MALL	0		
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	KEEP	0		
Meleegra™ pills	MALL	0		
memory of a C	KEEP	0		
memory of a CA base pair	KEEP	0		
memory of a CG base pair	KEEP	0		
memory of a CT base pair	KEEP	0		
memory of a G	KEEP	0		
memory of a T	KEEP	0		
memory of an A	KEEP	0		
Mer-kin breastplate	MALL	1		
Mer-kin foodbucket	MALL	0		
Mer-kin hookspear	MALL	0		
Mer-kin pressureglobe	MALL	0		
Mer-kin sneakmask	MALL	1		
Mer-kin thingpouch	MALL	0		
mermaid's purse	MALL	0		
mesh cap	MALL	0		
metallic A	MALL	0		
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	MALL	0		
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	MALL	0		
milk of magnesium	MALL	0		
milky potion	MALL	0		
mind flayer corpse	MALL	0		
miner's helmet	MALL	1		
miner's pants	MALL	1		
miniature antlers	MALL	1		
miniature carton of clove cigarettes	MALL	0		
miniature dormouse	MALL	1		
miniature gravy-covered maypole	KEEP	0		
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	KEEP	0		
miniscule temporal rip	KEEP	0		
mint-condition magic wand	KEEP	0		
Mohawk wig	MALL	0		
mojo filter	MALL	0		
molotov cocktail cocktail	MALL	0		
molten medallion	KEEP	0		
Mon Tiki	MALL	0		
monster bait	MALL	1		
monstrous monocle	KEEP	0		
moonglasses	MALL	1		
mother's little helper	MALL	0		
mother's secret recipe	MALL	0		
Mountain Stream soda	MALL	0		
moveable feast	KEEP	0		
moxie magnet	AUTO	0		
moxie weed	AUTO	0		
Mr. Accessory	KEEP	0		
Mr. Accessory Jr.	KEEP	0		
Mr. Mediocrebar	MALL	0		
Ms. Accessory	KEEP	0		
mummy wrapping	MALL	0		
munchies pill	MALL	0		
murky potion	MALL	0		
mushroom fermenting solution	MALL	0		
musty moccasins	KEEP	0		
Nardz energy beverage	MALL	0		
nasty rat mask	MALL	0		
natural fennel soda	MALL	0		
naughty fortune teller	KEEP	0		
naughty origami kit	KEEP	0		
naughty paper shuriken	KEEP	0		
navel ring of navel gazing	KEEP	0		
Necrotelicomnicon	MALL	1		
nervous tick egg	KEEP	0		
Neuromancer	MALL	0		
Newbiesport™ tent	AUTO	0		
Newman's Own Trousers	KEEP	0		
NG	MALL	0		
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	KEEP	0		
ninja hot pants	MALL	0		
not-a-pipe	KEEP	0		
notbig laminated card	AUTO	0		
obsidian dagger	KEEP	0		
ocarina of space	MALL	0		
ocean motion	MALL	0		
octopus's spade	MALL	2		
off-white polka-dot oyster egg	MALL	0		
Oil of Parrrlay	MALL	0		
old coin purse	USE	0		
old leather wallet	USE	0		
old patched suit-pants	KEEP	0		
old sweatpants	KEEP	0		
old-fashioned	MALL	0		
old-school flying disc	KEEP	0		
olive	AUTO	0		
onion shurikens	AUTO	0		
orange	AUTO	0		
orange candy heart	MALL	0		
orange candygram	KEEP	0		
orange peel hat	MALL	1		
Orange Star of Sacrifice	KEEP	0		
Orcish baseball cap	MALL	0		
Orcish cargo shorts	MALL	0		
Order of the Silver Wossname	KEEP	0		
organ grinder	KEEP	0		
origami "gentlemen's" magazine	KEEP	0		
origami pasties	KEEP	0		
origami riding crop	KEEP	0		
original G	MALL	0		
orphan baby yeti	KEEP	0		
Oscus's neverending soda	KEEP	0		
oven mitts	MALL	0		
overcookie	MALL	0		
oversized fish scaler	MALL	1		
oversized pizza cutter	MALL	0		
oyster basket	MALL	1		
Pack of Alice's Army Cards	USE	0		
pack of chewing gum	MALL	0		
pack of KWE trading card	MALL	0		
packet of mayfly bait	KEEP	0		
PADL Phone	MALL	0		
pail	MALL	0		
Pain Dip	MALL	0		
painful penne pasta	MALL	0		
palm frond	MALL	0		
palm-frond fan	MALL	6		
panicked kernel	KEEP	0		
pants of the Slug Lord	MALL	0		
papaya sling	MALL	0		
papaya slung	MALL	0		
paperclip cape	KEEP	0		
paperclip pants	KEEP	0		
paperclip turban	KEEP	0		
paperclip-on tie	KEEP	0		
paranormal ricotta	KEEP	0		
party hat	AUTO	1		
passed-out psychedelic bear	KEEP	0		
Pasta of Peril	MALL	0		
pasta spoon	MALL	1		
patchouli incense stick	MALL	0		
peach	AUTO	0		
pear	AUTO	0		
Penultimate Fantasy chest	MALL	11		
perfectly ordinary frog	KEEP	0		
perforated battle paddle	MALL	0		
pernicious cudgel	KEEP	0		
perpendicular hula	MALL	0		
personal massager	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
personal raindrop	KEEP	0		
personalized coffee mug	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
pet rock "Groucho" disguise	KBAY	1	500	Hilarious Objects
pet rock "Snooty" disguise	KBAY	1	500	Hilarious Objects
phat turquoise bead	MALL	0		
philosopher's scone	MALL	0		
phonics down	MALL	0		
photocopied monster	KEEP	0		
photoprotoneutron torpedo	MALL	0		
pickle-flavored chewing gum	AUTO	0		
Piddles	MALL	0		
piece of wedding cake	MALL	0		
pile of candy	MALL	0		
pile of dusty animal bones	MALL	0		
pile of gold coins	MALL	0		
pile of jumping beans	MALL	0		
pilgrim shield	KEEP	0		
pink candy heart	MALL	0		
pink candygram	KEEP	0		
Pink Heart of Spirit	KEEP	0		
pipe wrench	MALL	0		
pirate pelvis	MALL	0		
pitchfork	MALL	0		
plain brown wrapper	KEEP	0		
plastic bib	MALL	1		
plastic guitar	MALL	0		
plastic passion fruit	MALL	0		
plastic pumpkin bucket	KEEP	0		
Platinum Yendorian Express Card	KEEP	0		
plexiglass pants	KEEP	0		
plexiglass pendant	KEEP	0		
plexiglass pikestaff	KEEP	0		
plexiglass pinky ring	KEEP	0		
plexiglass pith helmet	KEEP	0		
plexiglass pocketwatch	KEEP	0		
PlexiPips	MALL	0		
plot hole	MALL	0		
plum	AUTO	0		
plump juicy grub	MALL	0		
pointed stick	MALL	0		
pointy mushroom	MALL	0		
Polka Pop	MALL	0		
poodle skirt	MALL	1		
pool cue	MALL	1		
popsicle stick	MALL	0		
porquoise	MALL	0		
porquoise eyebrow ring	KEEP	0		
porquoise necklace	KEEP	0		
porquoise ring	KEEP	0		
portable motorcycle	MALL	1		
potion of potency	MALL	0		
pottery club	KEEP	0		
pottery hat	KEEP	0		
pottery shield	KEEP	0		
pottery training pants	KEEP	0		
pottery yo-yo	KEEP	0		
powdered donut	MALL	0		
powdered organs	MALL	0		
powdered sealbone	KEEP	0		
pr0n legs	MALL	0		
pretty flower	MALL	0		
pretty pink bow	MALL	1		
prismatic wad	KEEP	0		
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	MALL	0		
probability potion	MALL	0		
procrastination potion	MALL	0		
prussian cathouse	MALL	0		
psycho sweater	MALL	1		
puce plastic oyster egg	MALL	0		
puce polka-dot oyster egg	MALL	0		
pulled porquoise earring	KEEP	0		
pumpkin	MALL	0		
pumpkin beer	MALL	0		
pumpkin juice	MALL	0		
purple corpsel	MALL	0		
pygmy blowgun	MALL	0		
pygmy bugbear shaman	KEEP	0		
pygmy nose-bone	MALL	0		
pygmy pygment	MALL	0		
pygmy spear	MALL	0		
quadroculars	KEEP	0		
quake of arrows	MALL	1		
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	KEEP	0		
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	AUTO	0		
radium-flavored potato chips	KEEP	0		
raffle ticket	KEEP	0		
rainbow crossbow	MALL	2		
rat appendix	MALL	0		
ratgut	MALL	0		
rave whistle	MALL	0		
ravioli della hippy	MALL	0		
ravioli hat	MALL	1		
razor-sharp can lid	MALL	0		
really dense meat stack	KEEP	0		
recording of Chorale of Companionship	MALL	0		
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	MALL	0		
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	MALL	0		
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	MALL	0		
red pixel	MALL	0		
red pixel potion	MALL	0		
Red Rover BB gun	KBAY	0	1000	Found under the Crimbo Tree
red wagon	KEEP	0		
red-and-green sweater	KBAY	0	1000	Found under the Crimbo Tree
red-headed corpse	MALL	0		
reflection of a map	KEEP	0		
Regular Cloaca Cola	AUTO	0		
reinforced beaded headband	MALL	0		
reodorant	MALL	0		
Retenez L'Herbe Paté	KEEP	0		
rhinestone cowboy shirt	MALL	0		
rib of the Bonerdagon	KEEP	0		
rice bowl	MALL	0		
Richard's star key	MAKE	0	star key lime pie	
rickety old unicycle	KEEP	0		
ridiculously huge sword	MALL	0		
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	MALL	0		
ring of aggravate monster	MALL	0		
ring of conflict	MALL	1		
ring of gain strength	MALL	0		
ring of increase damage	MALL	0		
Rock and Roll Legend	MALL	1		
Rock Pops	MALL	0		
rockin' wagon	MALL	0		
rocky raccoon	MALL	0		
roll of toilet paper	MALL	0		
rolling pin	AUTO	1		
roofie	MALL	0		
rough fish scale	MALL	0		
round green sunglasses	MALL	0		
round purple sunglasses	MALL	0		
royal jelly	MALL	0		
rubber emo roe	GIFT	0	Veracity	For making KoLmafia so good
rubber WWBD? bracelet	KBAY	0	1000	Klaw Jewelery
rubber WWJD? bracelet	KBAY	0	1000	Klaw Jewelery
rubber WWSPD? bracelet	KBAY	0	1000	Klaw Jewelery
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	GIFT	0	Veracity	For making KoLmafia so good
ruby W	MALL	0		
rum barrel charrrm	MALL	0		
rusty chain necklace	KEEP	0		
rusty grave robbing shovel	MALL	0		
S.A.V.E. flyer	MALL	0		
sabre teeth	MALL	0		
sack lunch	USE	0		
Safari Jack's moustache	KEEP	0		
safarrri hat	MALL	0		
salinated mint julep	MALL	0		
sand dollar	MALL	0		
sane hatrack	KEEP	0		
sangria del diablo	KEEP	0		
saucepan	MALL	1		
savoy truffle	MALL	0		
sawblade shield	KEEP	0		
Scalp of Gorgolok	KEEP	0		
scented massage oil	MALL	0		
Schmalz's First Prize Beer	KEEP	0		
scorpion whip	MALL	1		
scrap of shadow	KEEP	0		
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	MALL	0		
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	MALL	0		
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	MALL	0		
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	KEEP	0		
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	MALL	0		
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	MALL	0		
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	MALL	0		
screwdriver	MALL	0		
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	MALL	0		
scroll of drastic healing	MALL	0		
scroll of pasta summoning	MALL	0		
scrumptious reagent	KEEP	0		
seal tooth	MALL	1		
seal-blubber candle	KEEP	0		
seal-clubbing club	MALL	1		
seal-skull helmet	MALL	1		
sealhide seal doll	KEEP	0		
sealhide snare	KEEP	0		
sealskin drum	KEEP	0		
serpentine sword	MALL	0		
serrated proboscis extension	KEEP	0		
set of jacks	MALL	1		
sewer nuggets	MALL	0		
shark jumper	MALL	1		
shimmering tendrils	KEEP	0		
shiny butcherknife	MALL	0		
shiny ring	MALL	0		
shock collar	MALL	1		
shot of flower schnapps	MALL	0		
shot of rotgut	MALL	0		
siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	KEEP	0		
silk garter snake	KEEP	0		
silver cheese-slicer	MALL	0		
silver salt-shaker	MALL	0		
silver shrimp fork	MALL	0		
silver tongue charrrm	MALL	0		
six-rainbow shield	MALL	1		
sizzling seal fat	KEEP	0		
sk8board	MALL	0		
skate board	MALL	0		
skate skates	MALL	0		
skate skin	MALL	0		
skeleton bone	MAKE	0	skeleton key	
skeleton key	MALL	0		
skewer	AUTO	0		
skewered cherry	KEEP	0		
skewered jumbo olive	KEEP	0		
skewered lime	KEEP	0		
sleaze nuggets	MALL	0		
sleaze wad	KEEP	0		
sleazy hi mein	KEEP	0		
sleep mask	MALL	0		
sleeping stocking	MALL	0		
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	MALL	1		
small box	MALL	0		
small laminated card	AUTO	0		
small leather glove	MALL	0		
smart skull	MALL	0		
smiley-face sticker	MALL	1		
smoking talon	KEEP	0		
smoky potion	MALL	0		
snailmail bits	MALL	0		
snake shield	MALL	0		
snarling wolf shield	MALL	0		
Sneaky Pete's breath spray	MALL	0		
Sneaky Pete's key	MAKE	0	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	MALL	0		
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	MALL	0		
snorkel	AUTO	0		
snowboarder pants	MALL	0		
sock garters	MALL	0		
soda water	AUTO	0		
soft green echo eyedrop antidote	MALL	31		
soggy seed packet	MALL	0		
solid gold bowling ball	KEEP	0		
solid gold pegleg	AUTO	0		
sonar-in-a-biscuit	MALL	0		
soy cordial	MALL	0		
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	KEEP	0		
Space Trip safety headphones	KEEP	0		
spade necklace	KBAY	0	600	Klaw Jewelery
spaghetti cult mask	MALL	0		
spaghetti cult rosary	MALL	0		
spaghetti-box banjo	KEEP	0		
Spam Witch sammich	MALL	0		
spangly mariachi pants	MALL	0		
spangly mariachi vest	MALL	0		
spangly sombrero	MALL	1		
special sauce glove	AUTO	0		
spectre scepter	KEEP	0		
spices	MALL	0		
spider web	MALL	0		
spiked femur	MALL	0		
spiky turtle helmet	MALL	1		
spiky turtle shield	MALL	1		
spiky turtle shoulderpads	MALL	1		
spooky bicycle chain	MALL	0		
spooky cosmetics bag	MALL	0		
spooky hi mein	KEEP	0		
spooky lo mein	MALL	0		
spooky mushroom	MALL	0		
spooky nuggets	MALL	0		
spooky powder	MALL	0		
Spooky Putty ball	KEEP	0		
Spooky Putty leotard	KEEP	0		
Spooky Putty mitre	KEEP	0		
Spooky Putty monster	KEEP	0		
Spooky Putty sheet	KEEP	0		
Spooky Putty snake	KEEP	0		
spooky rattling cigar box	KEEP	0		
spooky shrunken head	MALL	0		
spooky stick	MALL	0		
Spooky Surprise Egg	MALL	0		
spooky wad	KEEP	0		
spray paint	AUTO	0		
spring	AUTO	0		
sprocket	AUTO	0		
squamous polyp	KEEP	0		
Staff of Queso Escusado	KEEP	0		
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	KEEP	0		
Staff of the Soupbone	KEEP	0		
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	KEEP	0		
stainless steel scarf	KEEP	0		
stainless steel shillelagh	KEEP	0		
stainless steel skullcap	KEEP	0		
stainless steel slacks	KEEP	0		
stainless steel solitaire	KEEP	0		
stainless steel suspenders	KEEP	0		
stale baguette	MALL	0		
stalk of asparagus	MALL	0		
star	MALL	0		
star chart	MALL	0		
star crossbow	MALL	0		
star hat	MALL	0		
star key lime pie	MALL	0		
star staff	MALL	0		
star sword	MALL	0		
stench nuggets	MALL	0		
stench wad	KEEP	0		
stick of dynamite	MALL	0		
stick-on eyebrow piercing	KBAY	0	50	Tasteful Gifts
stick-on mini solar panels	MALL	1		
stinky cheese ball	KEEP	0		
stinky cheese diaper	KEEP	0		
stinky cheese eye	KEEP	0		
stinky cheese sword	KEEP	0		
stinky cheese wheel	KEEP	0		
stinky hi mein	KEEP	0		
stinky mushroom	MALL	0		
stolen accordion	MALL	1		
stolen office supplies	MALL	0		
stomach turnover	MALL	0		
stone banjo	MALL	0		
stone of eXtreme power	MALL	0		
straw hat	MALL	1		
strawberry	AUTO	0		
strawberry daiquiri	MALL	0		
stray chihuahua	KEEP	0		
strongness elixir	AUTO	0		
stuffed angry cow	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed astral badger	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed baby gravy fairy	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed Cheshire bitten	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed cocoabo	GIFT	0	Holatuwol	Thanks for creating KoLmafia
stuffed crazy bastard sword	KBAY	0	2000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed flaming gravy fairy	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed frozen gravy fairy	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed hand turkey	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed Hodgman	KEEP	0		
stuffed key	KBAY	0	2000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed martini	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed Meat	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed mind flayer	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed mink	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed monocle	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed scary death orb	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed shoulder parrot	MALL	0		
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed snowy owl	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed spooky gravy fairy	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed stab bat	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed stinky gravy fairy	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed teddy butler	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed tin of caviar	KBAY	0	1000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed treasure chest	KBAY	0	2000	VIP Klaw Stuffies
stuffed undead elbow macaroni	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffed yo-yo	KBAY	0	300	Stuffies
stuffing	MALL	0		
stunt nuts	MALL	0		
styrofoam ore	MALL	0		
sugar chapeau	KEEP	0		
sugar shard	MALL	0		
sugar sheet	MALL	0		
sugar shield	KEEP	0		
sugar shorts	KEEP	0		
sunken chest	MALL	0		
suntan lotion of moxiousness	AUTO	0		
super-spiky hair gel	MALL	0		
Supernova Champagne	MALL	0		
support cummerbund	MALL	1		
sushi-rolling mat	KEEP	0		
suspicious stocking	KEEP	0		
Swabbie™ swab	MALL	0		
swashbuckling pants	MALL	0		
sweet ninja sword	AUTO	0		
sweet rims	MALL	0		
swirly potion	MALL	0		
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	MALL	1		
sword of static	MALL	2		
t8r tots	MALL	0		
taco shell	AUTO	0		
Talisman of Baio	KEEP	0		
Talisman of Bakula	KEEP	0		
tamarind-flavored chewing gum	AUTO	0		
tambourine bells	MALL	0		
tangarita	MALL	0		
tangle of rat tails	MALL	0		
tap shoes	MALL	0		
targeting chip	MALL	1		
tarrrnish charrrm	MALL	0		
tassel	MALL	0		
Tasty Fun Good rice candy	MALL	0		
tasty louse	MALL	0		
tattered scrap of paper	MALL	99		
teddy borg sewing kit	MA	1		
teeny-tiny ninja stars	MALL	0		
tempura air	KEEP	0		
tenderizing hammer	AUTO	1		
teqiwila slammer	MALL	0		
tequila grenade	MALL	0		
The Big Book of Pirate Insults	AUTO	0		
The Legendary Beat	KEEP	0		
The Mariachi's guitar case	KEEP	0		
the Slug Lord's map	USE	0		
thermos full of Knob coffee	KEEP	0		
thin black candle	MALL	0		
three-tiered wedding cake	KEEP	0		
Tiger-lily's milk	MALL	0		
Tiki lighter	MALL	1		
time helmet	KEEP	0		
time sword	KEEP	0		
time trousers	KEEP	0		
time's arrow	MALL	0		
tiny bottle of absinthe	MALL	0		
tiny costume wardrobe	KEEP	0		
tiny fly glasses	MALL	1		
tiny house	MALL	0		
tiny makeup kit	MALL	1		
tiny ninja sword	MALL	0		
tiny nose-bone fetish	MALL	1		
tiny plastic Best Game Ever	MALL	0		
tiny plastic Mr. Mination	MALL	0		
tiny plastic sword	KEEP	0		
tiny sombrero	MALL	1		
tip jar	MALL	0		
tires	AUTO	0		
titanium assault umbrella	MALL	0		
toast	MALL	0		
tofurkey gravy	MALL	0		
tofurkey leg	MALL	0		
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	MALL	0		
tomato	AUTO	0		
tomato juice of powerful power	MALL	0		
tomb ratchet	MALL	0		
Tome of Snowcone Summoning	KEEP	0		
Tome of Sugar Shummoning	KEEP	0		
tonic water	MALL	0		
towel	MALL	0		
toy crazy train	MALL	1		
toy ray gun	MALL	2		
toy six-seater hovercraft	MALL	1		
toy space helmet	MALL	1		
Travoltan trousers	KEEP	0		
Trollhouse cookies	MALL	0		
tropical orchid	MALL	0		
tropical paperweight	MALL	1		
true grit	MALL	0		
tube of dread wax	MALL	0		
tube sock	MALL	3		
Tuesday's ruby	MALL	0		
tuning fork	MALL	1		
turtle pheromones	KEEP	0		
turtle totem	MALL	1		
turtling rod	AUTO	1		
tuxedo shirt	MALL	1		
twinkly nuggets	MALL	0		
twinkly powder	MALL	0		
twinkly wad	KEEP	0		
Typical Tavern swill	MALL	0		
ultimate ultimate frisbee	MALL	0		
Uncle Hobo's belt	KEEP	0		
Uncle Hobo's epic beard	KEEP	0		
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	KEEP	0		
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	KEEP	0		
Uncle Hobo's highest bough	KEEP	0		
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	KEEP	0		
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	MALL	0		
uncooked chorizo	MALL	0		
underwater slingshot	MALL	0		
undissolvable contact lenses	MALL	1		
unemployed hunchbacked minion	KEEP	0		
uniclops egg	KEEP	0		
unidentified jerky	MALL	0		
unlarge laminated card	AUTO	0		
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	MALL	2		
unrolling pin	AUTO	1		
unstable quark	MALL	0		
untamable turtle	KEEP	0		
unusual disco ball	KEEP	0		
unwound cymbal-playing monkey	KEEP	0		
V for Vivala mask	KEEP	0		
valuable trinket	MALL	0		
vampire cape	MALL	0		
vampire pearl	MALL	0		
velcro paddle ball	MALL	1		
vertebra of the Bonerdagon	KEEP	0		
vesper	KEEP	0		
vial of Gnomochloric acid	KEEP	0		
viking helmet	MALL	0		
villainous scythe	KEEP	0		
vinegar-soaked lemon slice	MALL	0		
vinyl shield	MALL	1		
vodka stratocaster	MALL	0		
Volartta's bellbottoms	KEEP	0		
voodoo snuff	KEEP	0		
vorpal blade	MALL	0		
wad of dough	AUTO	0		
Wand of Nagamar	MALL	0		
warm mushroom	MALL	0		
Warm Subject gift certificate	USE	0		
washboard shield	KEEP	0		
water pipe bomb	MALL	0		
Wax Flask	MALL	0		
wax lips	KEEP	0		
weegee sqouija	MALL	1		
whalebone corset	MALL	0		
whiskey and cola	MALL	0		
white candy heart	MALL	0		
white candygram	KEEP	0		
white chocolate chips	MALL	0		
White Citadel burger	AUTO	0		
White Citadel fries	AUTO	0		
white hat hacker T-shirt	MALL	0		
white lightning	MALL	0		
white pixel	MALL	0		
white rice	MALL	0		
white satin pants	MALL	0		
white satin shield	MALL	0		
white snake skin	MALL	0		
white sword	MALL	0		
wicker shield	MALL	0		
windchimes	MALL	0		
wine-soaked bone chips	KEEP	0		
Wint-O-Fresh mint	MALL	0		
wintergreen-flavored potato chips	KEEP	0		
witty rapier	MALL	2		
wizard action figure	KEEP	0		
wolf mask	MALL	0		
wonderwall shield	MALL	0		
world's smallest violin	MALL	0		
worn tophat	MALL	0		
worthless gewgaw	KEEP	0		
worthless knick-knack	KEEP	0		
worthless trinket	KEEP	0		
wrench bracelet	KEEP	0		
wristwatch of the white knight	KEEP	0		
wussiness potion	MALL	0		
yak anorak	MALL	1		
yak toupee	MALL	1		
Yakisoba's hat	KEEP	0		
ye olde golde frontes	AUTO	0		
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	MALL	0		
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	MALL	0		
yellow candy heart	MALL	0		
yellow candygram	KEEP	0		
Yellow Moon of Compassion	KEEP	0		
yellow paisley oyster egg	MALL	0		
yellow plastic oyster egg	MALL	0		
yeti fur	MALL	0		
yohohoyo	MALL	0		
yuletide troll chrysalis	KEEP	0		
yummy death watch beetle	MALL	0		
Yummy Tummy bean	MALL	0		
zen motorcycle	MALL	1