4	Assaulted with Pepper	Monster Level +20
6	Three Days Slow	Familiar Experience +3
7	Cat-Alyzed	Moxie +10
8	Anytwo Five Elevenis?	Muscle +10
9	Coated Arms	Weapon Damage +15
10	Smoky Third Eye	Mysticality +10
11	Full Bottle in front of Me	Spell Damage +30%
12	Thick-Skinned	Maximum HP +50
13	20-20 Second Sight	Maximum MP +25
14	Slimy Hands	+10 Sleaze Damage
15	Bottle in front of Me	Spell Damage +15
16	Fan-Cooled	+10 Cold Damage
17	Ginger Snapped	+10 Spooky Damage
18	Egg on your Face	+10 Stench Damage
19	Pockets of Fire	+10 Hot Damage
20	Weapon of Mass Destruction	Weapon Damage +30%
21	Orchid Blood	Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure
22	Dances with Tweedles	+40% Meat from Monsters
23	Patched In	Mysticality +20%
24	You Can Really Taste the Dormouse	+5 to Familiar Weight
25	Turtle Titters	+3 Stat Gains from Fights
26	Cat Class, Cat Style	Moxie +20%
27	Surreally Buff	Muscle +20%
28	Quadrilled	+20% Items from Monsters
29	Coming Up Roses	Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure
30	Oleaginous Soles	+40% Combat Initiative