Orange Juice is one of the best beverages ever.

- helps prevent illness
- tastes nummy
- quenches thirst
- won't rot your teeth
- works well with donuts
- may reduce the risk of heart cancer
- may reduce the risk of you bashing your head on something
- good for you
- has zest
- has zing
- sometimes fortified with calcium which is good for your bones
- calcium fortified orange juice may reduce the risk of osteoporosis
- it is tasty
- works well with blueberry pancakes
- prevents scurvy
- comes in a variety of styles
- can be mixed with other yummy juices such as pineapple
- may reduce the risk of Bubonic Plague
- can be poured over mixed fruit salads to keep them fresh and add zest
- has almost no negative qualities
- >Pam Shiau says "YUM" about orange juice
- may reduce the risk of death
- is part of your complete breakfast
- Mikey likes it
- ok I'm obviously just making stuff up now
- I love orange juice