ZACH'S TOP FIVE REASONS WHY PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE:
5. If you drink Pepsi, I will think you are cool
4. Because Tim Dorsch says Coke is better and he is wrong.
3. Pam Shiau likes Pepsi. "FABULOUS PEPSI!" says Pam. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEPSI!"
2. Pepsi has more sugar than Coke.
1. Nothing else is a Pepsi.
(True Confession: Although I don't really like Coke from the can, fountain Coke with ice is yummy, especially in those translucent red plastic glasses that they have at some restaurants [like Godfather's Pizza in Elkhorn]. Mmmm. I'm thirsty.)